From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!