Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...