Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...