The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...