Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...