Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...