Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...