Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...