Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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TONS of Groaners. . .
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Flying!
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In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Three different kinds of sex
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Parachute
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Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.