Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...