Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...