Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...