Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...