How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...