Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
The plumber has arrived
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Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...