Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.