ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...