Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...