Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...