The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...