A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...