Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...