Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...