A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Car Acronyms
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Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...