Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...