Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...