Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked