Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...