Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...