Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
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