Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...