I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...