Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...