Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...