Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...