A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!