How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.