Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...