Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...