Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...