13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!