Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...