Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...