The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....