Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...