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Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
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A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
I’m gaining weight doctor
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Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
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There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...