Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....