Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...