Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...