If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!