Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...