You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....