My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...