The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...